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Bake big batches of brown blueberry bread.

Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?

Mummies make money.

Crush grapes, grapes crush, crush grapes.

An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt.

This is a zither.

Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.

There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.

Really leery, rarely Larry.

Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.

Aluminum linoleum, aluminum linoleum, aluminum linoleum

Round the rugged rock, the ragged rascal ran.

Busy buzzing bumble bees.

Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat.

Preshrunk silk shirts.

While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.

A bloke's bike back brake block broke.

Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

 


 

09/23/06