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Windows 2000 Error Messages

 


A Mac user we know contributed these messages that
allegedly are under consideration for Windows 2000.

  1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

  2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

  3. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

  4. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

  5. Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)

  6. BREAKFAST.SYS halted. Cereal port not responding.

  7. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

  8. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

  9. User Error: Replace user.

  10. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.

 


 

09/23/06