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Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
'Cause when I had mine,
I got real snippy!

My tire was thumping
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire
I noticed your cat...Sorry.

You had your bladder removed
And you're on the mends
Here's a bouquet of flowers
And a box of Depends.

You've announced that you're gay
Won't that be a laugh
When they find out you're one
Of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

So your daughter's a hooker
And it spoiled your day
Look at the bright side
She's a really good lay.

Heard your wife left you
How upset you must be
But don't fret about it
She moved in with me.

Your computer is dead
It was once so alive
Don't you regret
installing Windows '95?

You totaled your car
And can't remember why!
Could it have been
That case of Bud Dry?


 

09/23/06