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WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS

 Vinny and Sal are out in  the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his
 chest and falls to the  ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes
 are rolled back in his head.
 
 Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I
 think Sal is dead!  What should I do?"
 
 The operator, in a calm  soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and
 follow my  instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
 
 There is a  silence .. and then a shot is heard.
 
 Vinny's voice comes  back on the line,
 
 "Okay... now  what?"