Joke Collections

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

Bright as Alaska in December.

Fell out of the family tree.

It's hard to believe he beat out a million other sperm.

It takes him an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes".

If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.