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- Yo mamma so ugly, they filmed Gorillas In The Mist in her shower
- Your momma is so fat and stupid,
When you took her to the petting zoo
She thought it was a free buffet
- Yo momma so fat that when she put on a blue suit and
jumped out of a air plane
people thought the sky was falling
- Yo mamma so ugly bigfoot takes pictures of her .
- Yo mamma so dumb she trips ove da cordless telephone
- Yo mommas so short you can see her feet in her drivers license,
- Yo mommas so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade,
- Yo mommas so old her birth certificate says expired,
- Yo mommas so dumb she failed a survey,
- Yo mommas so ugly she goes into a strip joint and they pay her to keep her clothes on,
- Yo mommas so ugly she uses a line of makeup called why bother,
- Yo mommas so fat her shadow weighs 100 pounds,
- Yo mommas so fat she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin,
- Yo mommas so fat when she goes into a restaurant she says ok,
- Yo mommas so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway,
- Yo mommas so old when she was at school they didnt have history
- Yo mama is so old, she farts dust
- Yo moma is so fat, she doesn't take pictures she takes posters
- Yo moma is so fat she had to put on lipstick with a paint roller
- Yo mama is sooo short, she need's a step ladder to get to the mail box
- Yo mama is so dumb, when she ask you what type of jeans you got on, you said
Guess, and she said Levis
- Yo mama is so stupid, she has to put makeup on her forehead to make up her mind!!!
- Yo mama is so fat THAT if she wants a water bed then all she has to do is put a blanket across the Atlantic Ocean
- Yo mama is so stupid
- she got stabbed in a shoot out
- she got locked in a grocery store and starved
- she tried 2 put M&M's in alphabetical order
- she thought boyz 2 men was a daycare
- she missed the 44 bus and took the 22 bus twice
- she went to the movies that said nc-17 (under 17 not admitted) that she went home and got 16 more friends
- when she heard that 8 out of 10 crimes occur around the home she moved
- Yo mama is so dirty, she jumped in the ocean and left a ring around the world
- Yo mama so ugly, when people look at her they think its Halloween
- Yo mama is so poor, I dropped a wash rag and had wall to wall carpet.
- Yo mama is so dumb, the weather man said it would be chilly today and she went and got a bowl.
- Yo mama is so stupid,she was held back in kindergarten for 18 years.
- Yo mamma is so fat when she fell gravy came out.
- Yo mama sooooo dumb, she went to the gap to get her teeth fixed!!
- Yo mama is so fat, I had to use Onstar to reroute around her!
- Yo mamma is sooo fat I walked round her and got lost
- Yo mama is so fat, she has a peg-leg with a kick stand
- Yo mama is so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell
- Yo mama is so poor, when I went to use the bathroom I saw the roaches on the toilet singing "We are family"
- Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
- Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said one at a time
- Yo mama is so fat, before god said let there be light, he told your momma to get her fat ass outta the way
- Yo mama is so fat, she plays pool with the nine planets
- Yo mamas glasses are so thick, she looks at a map and sees people waving
- Yo mamas glasses are so thick, when she looks at the sun her eye lashes catch on fire
- Yo mama is so skinny she has to run around in the shower just to get wet.
- Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she yawns, it slows down traffic.
- Your mamas so fat she got hit by a bus, turned around and said "who threw that stone"
- Yo mama is so fat Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
- Yo mama is so fat she can sit in an empty bath tub and it will overflow.
- Yo mama is so fat she has stretch marks on her clothes.
- Yo mama is so bald the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
- Yo mama's house is so dirty the dust bunnies are ridin dirt devils.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she plays hopscotch she jumps from Washington to Arizona to Texas to . . .
- Yo mama is so stupid, when it said sign here she put Sagittarius.
- Yo mama is so poor, when I came over and asked for the bathroom she said second bucket to the left.
- Yo mama is so poor, that when I stepped on a micro-machine she said get off the family car.
- Yo Mama is so old, she thought "Heavy Metal" was a cast-iron frying pan.
- Yo mama is so dumb, she got run over by a parked car.
- Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to the haunted house, they gave her an application.
- Yo mama is soooooo fat that she can't wear Malcolm X jackets because helicopters
keep trying to land on her.
- Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on a scale it says "to be continued".
- Yo mama is sooo fat, when she wears a yellow rain coat on a rainy day, kids think
she's the school bus.
- Yo mama is so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie on the couch face down.
- Your mother is so stupid, she got fired from an M & M factory for throwing away the W's.
- Yo mama is so fat that when she walks down the street, everyone follow her...not because she's
popular, but because they can't get out of her gravitational pull.
- Yo mama is so fat that when she goes swimming, everyone tries to roll her back into the water
....."Help push her back in...she's gonna die."
- Yo mama is so fat, when she gets her shoes shined she has to take the man's word for it.
- Your mama's so fat, that she could sell shade at the beach.
- Yo mama is so nice, she'll give you the hair off her back.
- Yo mama is so hairy, she looks like she has Don King in a headlock.
- Yo Mama is so stupid, she studied for a urine test.
- Yo mama is so dumb, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif!
- Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to da zoo, da elephants throw peanuts at her!
- Your mama is sooo fat, I'd have to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side.
- Yo mama is so fat, she's on BOTH sides of a family.
- Yo mama is so fat, when you slap her thigh, you can ride the wave.
- Your mama is so dumb, she told me to meet her at the corner of walk and don't walk.
- Yo mama is so hairy.... that her electric shaver has three settings:
Light, Medium and Timber
- Your mama is so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear to bungee jump.
- Yo mama is so fat, you gotta grease the door jams and hold a Twinkie on the other side
to get her through.
- Your mama is so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the beach she was the only one who got a tan.
- Yo mama is so hairy....she's got afros on her nipples.
- Your mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea World.
- Yo mama is so ugly, that when taken to the zoo, they thank you for bringing her back.
- Yo mama got so many rolls, she can open a bakery.
- Your mama is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her mama.
- Yo mama is so poor, I saw her in the Kmart the other day trying to put a Slushee on layaway.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a theater, she sits next to everybody.
- Yo mama is so fat, they had to reinstate Hands Across America so you could hug her.
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