Two Mexicans are on a bike along Interstate 25 about 15 miles north of
Cheyenne, WY. One of the bike's tires goes flat and so they start hitch-hiking
back to Cheyenne.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a
ride. The trucker tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying
20,000 bowling balls.
The Mexicans ask the driver that if they can find a way to fit into the back
with their bike, will he take them into Cheyenne, and the trucker agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and the bike into the back and the driver
shuts the doors and gets on his way.. By this time he is running late so he
speeds up a bit.
Sure enough a good looking blonde cop pulls him over for speeding. She
approaches the truck and asks the driver what he is carrying to which the driver
jokingly replies 'Mexican eggs.'
The blond cop obviously doesn't believe this so she wants to take a look in the
trailer. She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. She gets on
her radio and calls for immediate backup from as many law enforcement officers
as possible plus the Swat Team.
The dispatcher asks the blond cop, 'what's the emergency that requires so many
officers?'
She replied, 'I've got an 18 wheeler stopped on I-25 about 10 miles North of
Cheyenne and it is loaded down with 20,000 Mexican eggs ... two have just
hatched and they've already managed to steal a bicycle.' |
