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Maxine's Legs

  

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself:

Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?'

Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.'

Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'

Maxine: 'No, they spread…

 
 

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