- Hi, I'm the new milkman...would you like it in the front or back?
- Hey why don't we play Army? I'll lay down and you blow the fuck out of me!
- See my friend over there... he wanted to know if you thought I was sexy
- Do you have any Italian in you? Do you want some?
- Is your father a baker? Cause you have great buns
- Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world
- I know it does a body good....but how much milk have you been drinking?
- Is your father a thief? Cause he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes
- Hey babe are those mirror jeans you're wearing?...'Cause I can see myself in them.
- Is that a mirror in your pocket...cause I see myself in your pants.
- I lost my teddy bear...will you sleep with me?
- Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
- Lets add me and you, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply.
- Those clothe are very becoming on you...then again I'd be cumming too if I were on you.
- nice shoes...wanna fuck?
- I forgot my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
- I can't find my phone number could I have yours?
- Hey babe are those mirror jeans you're wearing?...'Cause I can see myself in them!
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again.
- Say, I really like that dress you're wearing. Betcha it'd look great hanging
from my bedroom lamp.
- I'd love to take you out to breakfast....shall I call you or nudge you?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U & I together.
- Hey Baby, the word of the day is your legs. Let's go home and spread the word.
- Hey you know what would look good on you.........me.
- Excuse me. Are you a model, or are you just fine enough to be one?
- You may not like me now.....but you're drinking BEER.
- Excuse me, but do you know CPR?
Because you just took my breath away.
- Hey there, how would you like to wear those clothes to work tomorrow?
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make the Bed Rock.
- Hey baby, I've got two words for you.... HOLIDAY INN.
- I may not be the best looking one in here, but I'm the only
one talking to you.
- If I was the milk man.....would I have to leave it on the porch....or
could I bring it all the way in?
- You know what I want, and I know you have it with you.
- Hey Baby, mind if I take off my pants?
- Is that a cornucopia in your pocket, or are you just thankful to see me?
- Let's go back to my place and break some furniture.
- I'm gonna ride you like a Harley on a bad piece of road!
- Baby, you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
Thanks To The Following Submitters
TripinGirl, XOutlaw51, Amber, Lilibaby,HDMC83,WIXUMUM,RCPooh77,Garrett