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Not Quite Clean, Almost Dirty

The Worse Pick-Up Lines


  • Hi, I'm the new milkman...would you like it in the front or back?


  • Hey why don't we play Army? I'll lay down and you blow the fuck out of me!


  • See my friend over there... he wanted to know if you thought I was sexy


  • Do you have any Italian in you? Do you want some?


  • Is your father a baker? Cause you have great buns


  • Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world


  • I know it does a body good....but how much milk have you been drinking?


  • Is your father a thief? Cause he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes


  • Hey babe are those mirror jeans you're wearing?...'Cause I can see myself in them.


  • Is that a mirror in your pocket...cause I see myself in your pants.


  • I lost my teddy bear...will you sleep with me?


  • Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?


  • Lets add me and you, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply.


  • Those clothe are very becoming on you...then again I'd be cumming too if I were on you.


  • nice shoes...wanna fuck?


  • I forgot my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?


  • I can't find my phone number could I have yours?


  • Hey babe are those mirror jeans you're wearing?...'Cause I can see myself in them!


  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again.


  • Say, I really like that dress you're wearing. Betcha it'd look great hanging from my bedroom lamp.


  • I'd love to take you out to breakfast....shall I call you or nudge you?


  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U & I together.


  • Hey Baby, the word of the day is your legs. Let's go home and spread the word.


  • Hey you know what would look good on you.........me.


  • Excuse me. Are you a model, or are you just fine enough to be one?


  • You may not like me now.....but you're drinking BEER.


  • Excuse me, but do you know CPR?
    Because you just took my breath away.


  • Hey there, how would you like to wear those clothes to work tomorrow?


  • I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make the Bed Rock.


  • Hey baby, I've got two words for you.... HOLIDAY INN.


  • I may not be the best looking one in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.


  • If I was the milk man.....would I have to leave it on the porch....or could I bring it all the way in?


  • You know what I want, and I know you have it with you.


  • Hey Baby, mind if I take off my pants?


  • Is that a cornucopia in your pocket, or are you just thankful to see me?


  • Let's go back to my place and break some furniture.


  • I'm gonna ride you like a Harley on a bad piece of road!


  • Baby, you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

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TripinGirl, XOutlaw51, Amber, Lilibaby,HDMC83,WIXUMUM,RCPooh77,Garrett