Not Quite Clean, Almost Dirty

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer ?
A: The prostitute can always wash her crack and sell it again !

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: A lickalotapuss

What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Melt them down, make a tire and call it a Goodyear!

What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to put it in and a shame to pull it out.

What's the speed limit of sex?
68 - at 69 you have to turn around.

What's the ultimate rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and moaning "Lie to me!"

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast?
I just got laid a couple of minutes ago."

What did the potato chip say to the battery?
"If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay."

What's another name for pickled bread?
Dill-Dough

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
He heard the snow blower coming.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a 'g-spot'?
Men will spend 30 minutes looking for a golf ball.