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The Republican Fisherman


A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered Her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him; an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his  portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet  above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31  degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west  longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a  Republican."  

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered  the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I  have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost.  Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and; responded, "You must be a Democrat."  

"I am," replied the balloonist.  "How  did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are  or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity  of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you  expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were  in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."

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