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USA Patriotic and ProudA Different Life Than Yours |
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A Different Life Than Yours
Your cell phone is in your pocket.
You talk trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you.
You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
You complain about how hot it is
You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
Someone makes your bed and washes your clothes.
You go to the mall and get your hair redone.
You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.
You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.
You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.
You roll your eyes as a baby cries.
You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.
You see only what the media wants you to see.
You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.
You stay at home and watch TV.
You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.
If you support your troops, please keep this circulating.
REMEMBER our Troops, and do not forget them LATER
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