She does not:
GET PMS
|
She becomes:
HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL
|
She does not have:
A KILLER BODY
|
She is:
TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE
|
She is not:
A BAD COOK
|
She is:
MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE
|
She is not:
A BAD DRIVER
|
She is:
AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED
|
She is not a:
PERFECT 10
|
She is:
NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR
|
She is not:
EASY
|
She is:
HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
|
She does not:
HATE SPORTS ON TV
|
She is:
ATHLETICALLY BIASED
|
She does not have:
SEXY LIPS
|
She is:
COLLAGEN DEPENDENT
|
She does not get:
DRUNK
|
She is:
ACCIDENTALLY OVER-SERVED
|
You do not ask her:
TO DANCE
|
You request a:
PRE-COITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE
|
She is not:
A GOSSIP
|
She is a:
VERBAL TERMINATOR
|
She does not:
WORK OUT TOO MUCH
|
She is an:
ABDOMINAL OVERACHIERVER
|
She does not have:
A GREAT BUTT
|
She is:
GLUTEUS TO THE MAXIMUS
|
She is not:
HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS
|
She is:
MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED
|
She is not:
COLD OR FRIGID
|
She is:
THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE
|
She does not:
WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP
|
She is:
COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED
|
She will never:
GAIN WEIGHT
|
She will become:
A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER
|
She does not:
SHAVE HER LEGS
|
She experiences:
TEMPORARY STUBBLE REDUCTION
|
She does not have:
A HARD BODY
|
She is:
ANATOMICALLY INFLEXIBLE
|
She does not:
SUN BATHE
|
She experiences:
SOLAR ENHANCEMENT
|
She does not:
SHOP TOO MUCH
|
She is:
OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS
|
She does not have:
BIG HAIR
|
She is:
OVERLY AEROSOLED
|
She does not:
SNORE
|
She is:
NASALLY REPETITIVE
|
She does not:
GET DRUNK
|
She becomes:
VERBALLY DYSLEXIC
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