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POLITICALLY CORRECT
TERMS FOR WOMEN

 

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She does not:
GET PMS


She becomes:
HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL


She does not have:
A KILLER BODY


She is:
TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE


She is not:
A BAD COOK


She is:
MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE


She is not:
A BAD DRIVER


She is:
AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED


She is not a:
PERFECT 10


She is:
NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR


She is not:
EASY


She is:
HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE


She does not:
HATE SPORTS ON TV


She is:
ATHLETICALLY BIASED


She does not have:
SEXY LIPS


She is:
COLLAGEN DEPENDENT


She does not get:
DRUNK


She is:

ACCIDENTALLY OVER-SERVED


You do not ask her:
TO DANCE


You request a:
PRE-COITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE


She is not:
A GOSSIP


She is a:
VERBAL TERMINATOR


She does not:
WORK OUT TOO MUCH


She is an:
ABDOMINAL OVERACHIERVER


She does not have:
A GREAT BUTT


She is:
GLUTEUS TO THE MAXIMUS


She is not:
HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS


She is:
MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED


She is not:
COLD OR FRIGID


She is:
THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE


She does not:
WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP


She is:
COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED


She will never:
GAIN WEIGHT


She will become:
A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER


She does not:
SHAVE HER LEGS


She experiences:
TEMPORARY STUBBLE REDUCTION


She does not have:
A HARD BODY


She is:
ANATOMICALLY INFLEXIBLE


She does not:
SUN BATHE


She experiences:
SOLAR ENHANCEMENT


She does not:
SHOP TOO MUCH


She is:
OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS


She does not have:
BIG HAIR


She is:
OVERLY AEROSOLED


She does not:
SNORE


She is:
NASALLY REPETITIVE


She does not:
GET DRUNK


She becomes:
VERBALLY DYSLEXIC

 


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09/23/06